comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from John Mulaney. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from John Mulaney. Watch the full clip here

Find out which of these #SexyBaseball tweets hit a grand slam on tonight’s new @midnight.

"Spreading democracy in the Middle East is so hard. Maybe we shouldn’t have done it Second Amendment first." -Jon Stewart

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert’s coverage of Sarah Palin’s new web channel, and be sure to check out thesarahpalinchannel.com.

themeltdownwithjonahandkumail:

TONIGHT! After @midnight, watch The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail! Sets from Eugene Mirman, Jon Daly, Emily Heller, TJ Miller, and a surprise drop-in set from Nick Offerman!
Backstage shenanigans featuring David Wain doing magic and more! 
Poster by davekloc

themeltdownwithjonahandkumail:

TONIGHT! After @midnight, watch The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail! Sets from Eugene Mirman, Jon Daly, Emily Heller, TJ Miller, and a surprise drop-in set from Nick Offerman!

Backstage shenanigans featuring David Wain doing magic and more! 

Poster by davekloc

atmidnightcc:

Apparently robot-prostitutes are using Tinder to scam men into signing up for shady dating sites. Respond to this with your own Tinder pick-up line as a sexy robot, and your answer might appear on tomorrow’s show!

atmidnightcc:

Apparently robot-prostitutes are using Tinder to scam men into signing up for shady dating sites. Respond to this with your own Tinder pick-up line as a sexy robot, and your answer might appear on tomorrow’s show!

[@ComedyCentral]
southparkdigital:

The Canadian Prince is now dipping his arms in the pudding…
[watch it here]

southparkdigital:

The Canadian Prince is now dipping his arms in the pudding…

[watch it here]

atmidnightcc:

It’s time for vote for your favorite Vinetern finalist! The Vine with the most re-vines by 11:59 and 59 seconds on Thursday night will fly out to LA and be made our first ever Vinetern! Head over and re-vine now, here!

Click here to watch Jon Stewart and Larry Wilmore talk about police misconduct on last night’s Daily Show.