Owning a pet is like having an unemployed roommate who refuses to speak to you.

Posted 1 day ago
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Slap to it. Watch two episodes of Legends of Chamberlain Heights right here.

Slap to it. Watch two episodes of Legends of Chamberlain Heights right here.  

Posted 1 day ago
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If you have to call, the answer’s “no.”

Posted 2 days ago
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What a terrible thought. Watch more TripTank here.

What a terrible thought. Watch more TripTank here.

Posted 2 days ago
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Adulthood is all about smoking pot in nicer places.

Posted 4 days ago
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Cheers. Watch more TripTank.

Cheers.

Watch more TripTank.

Posted 5 days ago
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Americans have virtually limitless choices when it comes to everything except presidential candidates. The Daily Show has more.

Posted 6 days ago
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The most terrifying people are the ones who say “fudge” when they’re really angry.

Posted 6 days ago
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You can only silence your phone for so long.

You can only silence your phone for so long.

Posted 1 week ago
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As Trump’s campaign spirals out of control, Clinton seems to be coasting. The Daily Show has more.

Posted 1 week ago
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