Apparently robot-prostitutes are using Tinder to scam men into signing up for shady dating sites. Respond to this with your own Tinder pick-up line as a sexy robot, and your answer might appear on tomorrow’s show!
It’s time for vote for your favorite Vinetern finalist! The Vine with the most re-vines by 11:59 and 59 seconds on Thursday night will fly out to LA and be made our first ever Vinetern! Head over and re-vine now, here!
Click here to watch Jon Stewart and Larry Wilmore talk about police misconduct on last night’s Daily Show.
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
Grab your balls and a piping hot cup of Dumb Starbucks. A new Nathan For You starts in two hours!
Patton Oswalt is Charles Sumner and Johnny Knoxville is Preston Brooks on tonight’s new Drunk History.
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