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Countdown to Futurama: Fry in Tuxedo and Leela in Wedding Gown

We are just two days away from Wednesday’s big one-hour season premiere of Futurama, and today we have a couple bombshell images from the upcoming episode “Meanwhile.”

This has to be pretty hard to look at for anyone who always hoped to see Leela end up with Nibbler.

thedailyshow:

This week: John Oliver welcomes Linda Cardellini from Mad Men, Jim Gaffigan, documentary filmmaker Dawn Porter, and NBC’s Tom Brokaw. 11/10c and http://www.thedailyshow.com/

MTV Geek – Futurama’s New Billboards Tease “This Is The End” [EXCLUSIVE]

Futurama’s season premiere airs Wednesday at 10/9c!

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Countdown to Futurama: Fry Falling

I don’t know why Fry is falling in this still image from the upcoming episode, “Meanwhile,” but I hope he does a flip.

Futurama is back and all-new Wednesday at 10/9c.

Countdown to Futurama: Time Shelter

In the upcoming Futurama episode, “Meanwhile,” Farnsworth alters the fabric if time with a new invention. Is the Time Shelter pictured here that invention? You will just have to wait or alter the fabric of time yourself to find out.

Futurama returns with new episodes Wednesday at 10/9c.

We’re celebrating this week’s one-hour musical Colbert Report episode featuring Paul McCartney with a collection of Stephen’s best Beatlemania moments.

Click the gif to watch the video collection.

Every single politician using social media needs to see The Daily Show’s guide to using Twitter.

Click the gif to watch the clip.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Ben Kronberg

Anonymous asked you:
What’s your favorite breakfast food?

I love Eggs Benedict or a croissant breakfast sammy.

Anonymous asked you:
I’ve been doing comedy for 2 years and never got approached by an agent or a manager, but I’ve headlined a major club before. What the hell is wrong with me?

I have an agent that doesn’t get me gigs. What the hell is wrong with me?

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben Kronberg: Is everyone a little bit racist?

Everyone is a liar.

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben, if you weren’t doing stand-up what do you think you’d do?

Sitting down.

Anonymous asked you:
From your first open mic until now how long did it take you to get where you can fully support yourself without a day job?

8 years.

Anonymous asked you:
For Ben: where’s your favorite place to perform?

New York City.

Anonymous asked you:
how did you get started doing stand-up?

I started as a musician but wasn’t that good so I made my songs funny etc. etc.

Anonymous asked you:
ben do you ever tweet jokes that you do on stage or vice versa?

Yes. All the time. Why would I not?

Anonymous asked you:
hi ben, what would your last meal be?

A cheeseburger.

Anonymous asked you:
Who is your favorite comedian right now?

Me.

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That’ll do it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. A sincere thanks to Ben Kronberg for taking questions and to all of you who sent them in.

The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg premieres tonight at 12:30a/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Ben Kronberg

Anonymous asked you:
What’s your favorite: twitter, tumblr, instagram, vine or facebook?

Twitter: @meganneuringer
Instagram: mankofit
vine: benkronberg
Facebook: benkronberg
Tumblr: benkronberg

Anonymous asked you:
for ben kronberg: what is your favorite childhood book

The Best Time of day. It’s about a black family and the best time of day is when the dad comes home from work.

Anonymous asked you:
BEN K what is the secret to writing a good poop joke

Write down everything. Poop a lot.

Anonymous asked you:
ben what is your favorite joke in the world?

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Cuz They taste funny

Anonymous asked you:
Does your family coat of arms have a huge “Kron” plant on it?

No but there is Kronberg Castle in Denmark. Google it. I have nothing to do with it as far as I know. But Big Bang you know? Big Bang…

Anonymous asked you:
for ben: i like your style. how do you decide what to wear for your shows?

I have limited options. Limit your options and decisions are easier…

Got questions for Ben Kronberg? Drop them in our Ask box and he might answer them!

The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg premieres tonight at 12:30a/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.