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Countdown to Futurama: Fry as Lord Loquat and Leela as Princess...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:00:05 -0400

Countdown to Futurama: Fry as Lord Loquat and Leela as Princess Purpleberry

Yesterday we showed you the title image from “Saturday Morning Fun Pit,” and today you get two glimpses of one of the three cartoons that will make up the episode.

Meet Lord Loquat and Princess Purpleberry of “Purpleberry Pond.”

The season premiere of Futurama airs June 19 at 10/9c.

What’s your favorite part of Hot Tub Time Machine?

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:45:31 -0400

What’s your favorite part of Hot Tub Time Machine?

Reblog if you’re watching Hot Tub Time Machine on Comedy...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:30:27 -0400

Reblog if you’re watching Hot Tub Time Machine on Comedy Central right now.

Grab your favorite woodland creature and turn on Comedy Central....

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:00:20 -0400

Grab your favorite woodland creature and turn on Comedy Central. Hot Tub Time Machine is starting right now!

Countdown to Futurama: Futurama and Friends Saturday Morning Fun...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:00:14 -0400

Countdown to Futurama: Futurama and Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit

Today we’ve got the first image from the forthcoming episode, “Saturday Morning Fun Pit,” which will find the Planet Express crew starring in a trio of craptastic cartoons.

If that plot description doesn’t excite you, you should see your doctor, because you are made of stone.

The season premiere of Futurama airs June 19 at 10/9c.

ccindecision: Everything has turned on the president.

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:51:14 -0400

ccindecision:

Everything has turned on the president.

See? You can be smart and laugh at a fart joke. Click here to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:50:00 -0400

See? You can be smart and laugh at a fart joke.

Click here to watch.

delilahsbike: Made this wooden bender shrinky dink! #futurama...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:41:31 -0400

delilahsbike:

Made this wooden bender shrinky dink! #futurama #shrinkydinks

Bite my tiny, shrunken ass!

Another Jon Stewart prophecy comes true. Nostradamus ain’t...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:02:00 -0400

Another Jon Stewart prophecy comes true. Nostradamus ain’t got nothin’ on The Daily Show.

Click the gif to watch.

southparkdigital: Watch the very first “screw you guys”...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:00:14 -0400

southparkdigital:

Watch the very first “screw you guys” here:

http://cart.mn/Screwyouguys

Anonymous asked you:Tell us about a time where you bombed and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:13:00 -0400

Anonymous asked you:
Tell us about a time where you bombed and what you learned from the experience.

Last time I bombed was at the Dave and Buster’s comedy night. What I learned. NO MORE BLACK FACE

Anonymous asked you:
If you could guest star on any show what would it be and who would you play?

Jag as Jag

Anonymous asked you:
For Dan, what can we expect from Hell Hole?

You know that show Homicide Life on the Street? Well, it’s just that show but we changed the character names.

Anonymous asked you:
What’s your favorite kind of place to perform in?

Take Back the Night Rallies and Children’s Hospitals.

Anonymous asked you:
Dan—how would you describe your comedy?

Brett Butler meets “Are We There Yet?”

Anonymous asked you:
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received from another comedian, and who gave it to you?

“PLEASE TALK ABOUT RAPE SO I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT” - every blogger

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That’ll do it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. A sincere thanks to Dan St. Germain for participating and to everyone who sent in questions!

The Half Hour: Dan St. Germain premieres tonight at 12:00a/11:00c, followed by The Half Hour: Sean O’Connor.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan St. Germain Anonymous asked...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:02:00 -0400

Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan St. Germain

Anonymous asked you:
Dan! What did you do after you taped your Half Hour?

After I taped the half hour I returned a medal to a comic’s family who died at an open mic with me three years ago.

Anonymous asked you:
Hey Dan, what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you while you were on the road?

Let’s just say it rhymes with SCHMORGAN STRAFFICING

Anonymous asked you:
If you weren’t doing stand-up, what would you be doing?

Working at a youth center, teaching kids about basketball and Christ.

Anonymous asked you:
Who is your favorite comic, living or dead?

Living: Gallagher 2. Dead: Gallagher 4 (HE’S REAL INDIE)

Anonymous asked you:
Any advice for a comedian that’s just starting out?

“Follow your dreams… I did” (Dan, in white suit, ascends into heaven holding his magical umbrella)

Anonymous asked you:
For dan st. germain - how did you decide what to wear onstage for your half hour

I have a team of stylists who picked something that makes me look most like a fat seventies drug dealer.

Anonymous asked you:
What’s the funniest thing you taped for Best Week Ever that didn’t make air this season?

I called Abigail Breslin the N word.

Dan St. Germain is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch The Half Hour: Dan St. Germain tonight at 12:00a/11:00c.

cc-studios: Look at this awesome Amy Schumer pop-culture...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:00:09 -0400

cc-studios:

Look at this awesome Amy Schumer pop-culture mashup! If you wanna make your own, we’ll reblog our favorites. Just upload them #Amy Schumer, and we’ll find them.

Amy’s new show, Inside Amy Schumer, airs Tuesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central, but you can go behind the scenes of the show right now on Behind Amy Schumer.

Countdown to Futurama: Bender Saves Fry This image from the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:00:25 -0400

Countdown to Futurama: Bender Saves Fry

This image from the upcoming Futurama episode “The Inhuman Torch” reminds me a lot of that iconic scene at the end of An Officer and a Gentleman where the robot carries the pizza delivery guy.

The season premiere of Futurama airs June 19 at 10/9c.

cc-studios: Mike Lawrence and Brody get to know each other on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:00:21 -0400

cc-studios:

Mike Lawrence and Brody get to know each other on a personal level.

Come back for fresh new Push & Believe every Monday & Wednesday on CC: Studios, and watch Mike’s episode of The Half Hou r, airing Friday May 31 at 12:30a/11:30c on Comedy Central.

southparkdigital: Butters in a bear costume and an epic...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:00:23 -0400

southparkdigital:

Butters in a bear costume and an epic celebrity Whore Off — what more could you want? Watch “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset” right here:

http://cart.mn/SpoiledWhore

cc-studios: Dan St. Germain called us and left a really...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:23 -0400

cc-studios:

Dan St. Germain called us and left a really panicked voicemail for someone named “Eric.”

Catch Dan’s episode of The Half Hou r this Friday May at 12:30a/11:30c on Comedy Central.

Heads up, New York! Comedy Central Corporate Retreat is back at...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:00:23 -0400

Heads up, New York! Comedy Central Corporate Retreat is back at UCBeast this Monday with one hell of a lineup, featuring Dan Soder, Broad City, Conner O’Malley, Joe Pera, Nick Vatterott and Dave Hill.

Click here for tickets and more info.

ccindecision: Photo via Lynn Sweet

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:00:22 -0400

ccindecision:

Photo via Lynn Sweet

Wanna hang out with the Workaholics dudes at Redbull Flugtag?...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:25:14 -0400

Wanna hang out with the Workaholics dudes at Redbull Flugtag? Click here to find out how to make it happen.