workaholics:

In “Alice Quits”, we used real ass birds.
Not when they were shot down and neck-cranked, don’t worry.  But all other times?  REAL. ASS. BIRDS.
So when Maribeth Monroe’s Alice had one flip around on her noggin’?  That’s all her, reacting to the bird not flying away, and Maribeth was an all-star as far as sitting down and letting them play all around her.  She was nervous, but she took one for the team and a great moment came out of it.
I think it pooped on her too.  But, ya know, that’s not the first time something like that’s happened on Workaholics.  Won’t be the last, either.

workaholics:

In “Alice Quits”, we used real ass birds.

Not when they were shot down and neck-cranked, don’t worry.  But all other times?  REAL. ASS. BIRDS.

So when Maribeth Monroe’s Alice had one flip around on her noggin’?  That’s all her, reacting to the bird not flying away, and Maribeth was an all-star as far as sitting down and letting them play all around her.  She was nervous, but she took one for the team and a great moment came out of it.

I think it pooped on her too.  But, ya know, that’s not the first time something like that’s happened on Workaholics.  Won’t be the last, either.

workaholics:

Workaholics fans learned during last night’s premiere of “Alice Quits” what the Workaholics cast and crew learned during filming:
Daniel Stern is a real man.
Travis Rockne may have lost this battle to The Bash Bros, but something tells me he didn’t lose the war.  Until next time…

workaholics:

Workaholics fans learned during last night’s premiere of “Alice Quits” what the Workaholics cast and crew learned during filming:

Daniel Stern is a real man.

Travis Rockne may have lost this battle to The Bash Bros, but something tells me he didn’t lose the war.  Until next time…

workaholics:


Workaholics.  
#AliceQuits.
Tonight.  Meet the new boss. 
Maybe they eat a d**k.  Maybe they don’t.  You’re intrigued now, though. Creepily so. Take a cold shower, chief.
10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
The network for quitting, Alice, Workaholics, and censoring “dick” like d**k in certain situations.  
#GetWeird.
Already there.

workaholics:

Workaholics.  

#AliceQuits.

Tonight.  Meet the new boss. 

Maybe they eat a d**k.  Maybe they don’t.  You’re intrigued now, though. Creepily so. Take a cold shower, chief.

10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

The network for quitting, Alice, Workaholics, and censoring “dick” like d**k in certain situations.  

#GetWeird.

Already there.

workaholics:

Last week, Adam talked about how freely he’ll put his front kidneys on someone’s forehead, top head, even front head.  
Could THAT be what leads to Alice going through with her title action in tonight’s all-new “Alice Quits”?
For all the pajama-timing, office-masturbate-requesting, non-drunken-rage-fighting Adam, Blake, and Ders have put her through, what could be the braj straw that breaks the she-camel’s back?  
How weird would our guys have to get, to #GetWeird enough to break Alice?
Find out in the newest TelAmerican adventure of Workaholics, tonight at 10/9 CT only on Comedy Central.

workaholics:

Last week, Adam talked about how freely he’ll put his front kidneys on someone’s forehead, top head, even front head.  

Could THAT be what leads to Alice going through with her title action in tonight’s all-new “Alice Quits”?

For all the pajama-timing, office-masturbate-requesting, non-drunken-rage-fighting Adam, Blake, and Ders have put her through, what could be the braj straw that breaks the she-camel’s back?  

How weird would our guys have to get, to #GetWeird enough to break Alice?

Find out in the newest TelAmerican adventure of Workaholics, tonight at 10/9 CT only on Comedy Central.

workaholics:

DANIEL STERN guest starts on tonight’s all-new Workaholics, “Alice Quits”, and from the looks of things, he and the guys don’t exactly find themselves in willful exchanges of information.
You don’t have to live like that!  You can do 20 push-ups in a row!  Good ones, too!  You deserve MORE!
Use the powers of your own self worth and get what you deserve when you watch tonight’s episode with Zeebox.  You’ll get exclusive GIFS, photos, and sneak peeks of future episodes, all kinds of interactive content that treats you better than a behind-yo-back middle finger.
Respect yourself on Zeebox HERE, then tune in to see what happens when “Alice Quits”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

workaholics:

DANIEL STERN guest starts on tonight’s all-new Workaholics, “Alice Quits”, and from the looks of things, he and the guys don’t exactly find themselves in willful exchanges of information.

You don’t have to live like that!  You can do 20 push-ups in a row!  Good ones, too!  You deserve MORE!

Use the powers of your own self worth and get what you deserve when you watch tonight’s episode with Zeebox.  You’ll get exclusive GIFS, photos, and sneak peeks of future episodes, all kinds of interactive content that treats you better than a behind-yo-back middle finger.

Respect yourself on Zeebox HERE, then tune in to see what happens when “Alice Quits”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Remember artist Johnny Ryan? He’s the guy who made this awesome thing and this other awesome thing. Well, he’s back with another awesome thing!
It’s a tribute to Alice, who quits on tonight’s appropriately titled Workaholics episode, Alice Quits.

Remember artist Johnny Ryan? He’s the guy who made this awesome thing and this other awesome thing. Well, he’s back with another awesome thing!

It’s a tribute to Alice, who quits on tonight’s appropriately titled Workaholics episode, Alice Quits.

workaholics:

The Workaholics Tumblr, via the Comedy Central Department of Spoiler Affairs, has brought you the latest redacted script page from our next episode.  They also told us that Key AND Peele are in the Key & Peele Season 3 premiere, airing next fall.  No word on who’s the next to be Burned.
We don’t know who’s been leaking the pages from them.  Could be an intern with a marker; could be a homeless person with an agenda.
Adam, Blake and Ders discover some office folks with their own agendas in this week’s all-new Workaholics, “Alice Quits”.  I wonder if there redacted escapades with Waymond and Montez will have anything to do with that…
Tune in Wednesday, January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central, to meet the new boss in the latest episode of Workaholics.

workaholics:

The Workaholics Tumblr, via the Comedy Central Department of Spoiler Affairs, has brought you the latest redacted script page from our next episode.  They also told us that Key AND Peele are in the Key & Peele Season 3 premiere, airing next fall.  No word on who’s the next to be Burned.

We don’t know who’s been leaking the pages from them.  Could be an intern with a marker; could be a homeless person with an agenda.

Adam, Blake and Ders discover some office folks with their own agendas in this week’s all-new Workaholics, “Alice Quits”.  I wonder if there redacted escapades with Waymond and Montez will have anything to do with that…

Tune in Wednesday, January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central, to meet the new boss in the latest episode of Workaholics.

Wednesday at 10/9, Alice leaves TelAmeriCorp in the all-new Workaholics episode, Alice Quits. But right now you can watch Alice trip balls with Adam, Blake and Ders in The Business Trip.
Click the gif for the full episode.

Wednesday at 10/9, Alice leaves TelAmeriCorp in the all-new Workaholics episode, Alice Quits. But right now you can watch Alice trip balls with Adam, Blake and Ders in The Business Trip.

Click the gif for the full episode.

workaholics:

How’d you sleep this weekend after “A TelAmerican Horror Story” got up inside your brain?  Ready for Monday?
Probably want to take that tape off your eyes first.  Well, stop the knife fans, that should be first, THEN remove the tape from your eyes.  The lettuce, you do with that as you see fit, it’s your diet.  
But you know what’s *really* scary?  A new boss.  
On Wednesday, January 30th, at 10/9 CT, see what happens when ”Alice Quits”.  Only on Comedy Central.

workaholics:

How’d you sleep this weekend after “A TelAmerican Horror Story” got up inside your brain?  Ready for Monday?

Probably want to take that tape off your eyes first.  Well, stop the knife fans, that should be first, THEN remove the tape from your eyes.  The lettuce, you do with that as you see fit, it’s your diet.  

But you know what’s *really* scary?  A new boss.  

On Wednesday, January 30th, at 10/9 CT, see what happens when ”Alice Quits”.  Only on Comedy Central.

Our Next Episode…

workaholics:

… is where Alice quits.  In the cleverly titled “Alice Quits”.

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That’s not just a new plant.  That’s a plot point!  What else do we know…

Official Log Line: The guys meet their new boss when Alice quits being their old boss.

Unofficial Log Line: Huh.  New Boss.  I wonder if that has anything to do with DANIEL STERN guest starring?  

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That’s right.  Daniel FUCKING STERN!  But his involvement remains  a mystery… and what would Alice have to say about all this?

Meet the new boss in the premiere of “Alice Quits”, on January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.