This ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ sketch. Watch it.
As Pete Holmes would say, “laser accuracy.”
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: click the gif and watch highlights from last night’s Inside Amy Schumer.
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Tonight on Inside Amy Schumer, A Porn Star Is Born.
Click the gif to watch the sketch, then see the rest of the episode at 10:30/9:30c after Tosh.
Get Behind Amy Schumer, and hold her hair back for her.
Catch her all new sketch show Inside Amy, Tuesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.
Hello Giggles has an exclusive clip from next week’s new Inside Amy Schumer and they listed their five reasons why they can’t get enough of the show.
Finding Taylor Swift lacking in dirty, dirty sex jokes? Think Doctor Who needs a little shot of smut? Remix your favorite Amy quote with your favorite pop culture icon, tag it “Amy Schumer,” and we’ll repost our favorites on the Comedy Central Tumblr and Facebook.
Here’s a handful of Amy quotes to get you started:
- “I’m a little sluttier than the average bear”
- “You feel like such a dirty whore buying plan b. It is so embarrassing because it’s over the counter but you have to ask you pharmacist, and they know what you want but they make you ask. They’re lookin’ at me, I’m like, you see where my eyeliner is just give it to me.”
- “No one’s ever cum on my face. That surprises a lot of people. Never caught one up top as they say in the biz.”
Friends don’t let friends take their own sexting pics.
Click the gif to watch the uncensored sketch from last night’s Inside Amy Schumer.