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Submit your pressing pot questions to our world famous, top secret marijuana master, and he’ll hook you up with all the tips, tricks, and advice you’ll need to celebrate the holiday in a proper haze.

Ask A Stoner: Race, Dog Poop & Dinosaurs

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Dylan Mallett is medicinal budtender and cannabis connoisseur living in LA. From California to Amsterdam to other parts of California, Dylan’s passion for pot has taken him all over the world and allowed him to smoke virtually every strain of sticky-icky on the planet.

What’s the difference between smoking with a white guy and smoking with a black guy?

If the weed you’re smoking is any good, black and white are indistinguishable.There are no colors.Just vibrations, you know what I’m saying? This is why the best weed dealers never get busted. Their customers can never give accurate descriptions to authorities.

Cop: “So the guy who sold you this weed, what’d he look like?”
Stoner: “He looked… chill.”
Cop: “About what age was he?”
Stoner: “An awesome age.” 

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Ask A Stoner! 
Got a question for the most sophisticated stoner in the world? Send in all your questions about weed, life and everything, and we’ll use them in an upcoming blog series, Ask A Stoner, by our top-secret, world-renowned medicinal budtender and cannabis connoisseur.

Ask A Stoner!

Got a question for the most sophisticated stoner in the world? Send in all your questions about weed, life and everything, and we’ll use them in an upcoming blog series, Ask A Stoner, by our top-secret, world-renowned medicinal budtender and cannabis connoisseur.