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Dylan Mallett is medicinal budtender and cannabis connoisseur living in LA. From California to Amsterdam to other parts of California, Dylan’s passion for pot has taken him all over the world and allowed him to smoke virtually every strain of sticky-icky on the planet.
What’s the difference between smoking with a white guy and smoking with a black guy?
If the weed you’re smoking is any good, black and white are indistinguishable.There are no colors.Just vibrations, you know what I’m saying? This is why the best weed dealers never get busted. Their customers can never give accurate descriptions to authorities.
Cop: “So the guy who sold you this weed, what’d he look like?”
Stoner: “He looked… chill.”
Cop: “About what age was he?”
Stoner: “An awesome age.”
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