southparkdigital:

Fan Question: How many times has Cartman saved Kyle’s life??
Answer: The official count is 4 times. Most recently, Cartman saves Kyle in “Imaginationland: Episode II”… but only because Kyle hadn’t sucked his balls yet.

southparkdigital:

Fan Question: How many times has Cartman saved Kyle’s life??

Answer: The official count is 4 times. Most recently, Cartman saves Kyle in “Imaginationland: Episode II”… but only because Kyle hadn’t sucked his balls yet.

southparkdigital:

SUCK MY BALLS, KYLE!!!

southparkdigital:

Fan Question: I know Cartman is “Bulrog”, but what are the other boys’ ninja names??

Answer: As you mentioned, Cartman is the brute ninja “Bulrog”. Stan is “Shadow Hachi”, Kyle is “Bunraku”, and Kenny is the deadly “Ninja Master Kenny”! Get the rest of the ninja names right here.

southparkdigital:

“It’s been taken from me. I have dry balls.”

southparkdigital:

“It’s been taken from me. I have dry balls.”

southparkdigital:

Oh, Gary, you’re breaking my balls Gary. How about ten and a quarter? Balls, Gary. Breaking ‘em. [watch it here]

southparkdigital:

Oh, Gary, you’re breaking my balls Gary. How about ten and a quarter? Balls, Gary. Breaking ‘em. 

[watch it here]

southparkdigital:

“Cartman, you only come to soccer practice on Fridays and THAT’S only because we get to have KFC afterwards!”
[watch it here in "Medicinal Fried Chicken"]

southparkdigital:

“Cartman, you only come to soccer practice on Fridays and THAT’S only because we get to have KFC afterwards!”

[watch it here in "Medicinal Fried Chicken"]

southparkdigital:

Fan Question: What’s the episode where Cartman impersonates Butters?

Answer: In “Jared Has Aides”, Cartman fills in for Butters at home. This includes answering the phone as Butters… and calling Butters’ mom an “old horse banging skank”…

Watch it go down here: http://cart.mn/cartman-butters

southparkdigital:

Watch it here: http://cart.mn/tbt-kitty
southparkdigital:

Fist bump, bro? Go behind-the-scenes of our infamous episode “World War Zimmerman” right here:http://cart.mn/bts-WWZ

southparkdigital:

Fist bump, bro? Go behind-the-scenes of our infamous episode “World War Zimmerman” right here:

http://cart.mn/bts-WWZ

southparkdigital:

Watch this old-school classic here: http://cart.mn/sp_authoritah

southparkdigital:

Watch this old-school classic here: http://cart.mn/sp_authoritah