"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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Click here to watch Stephen Colbert discuss the calls for President Obama’s impeachment.

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Someone finally figured out how to improve The Mona Lisa.
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Someone finally figured out how to improve The Mona Lisa.

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Stephen Colbert suggests a unique way to improve veterans’ healthcare. Click here to watch.

Stephen Colbert suggests a unique way to improve veterans’ healthcare. Click here to watch.

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert discuss the calls for President Obama’s impeachment.

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