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Drunk History’s Derek Waters answers our 11 Questions (drunk) · The A.V. Club

1. What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
DW: Fuck. There’s so many. I guess the best story I have is working at Tower Video. Remember when video tapes existed? I worked at Tower Video when I first moved out to Los Angeles from Baltimore. It was cool, because growing up in the suburbs of Baltimore, I wasn’t really surrounded by independent movies and stuff like that, so I got to learn about lots of new movies. One day this guy came in asking for a movie that I’d never heard of, so I was excited to look it up. We didn’t have it, so I asked what actors were in it, and he named three or four actors, none of them I had ever heard of except for one, which was Sidney Poitier. So I was typing in Sidney Poitier’s name into the computer, but I kept spelling it wrong. So I was like, “How do you spell his last name?” and he spells it for me. Unfortunately we didn’t have the movie, and he said, “Thank you, young man,” and he left. And my boss came up to me and said, “Why the fuck did you just have Sidney Poitier spelling you his own name?” Maybe that’s not a worst job.
Probably the worst job was working as a busboy at a French restaurant. I don’t know how to speak French. I’d be bussing tables, pouring water for these kindly French women. They’d go, “Bonjour! Merci!” and I’d go, “Hey, how you doing? I’m from Baltimore.” I later found out when I ran into someone that worked there that they used to call me Turtle. I was like, “Because I stopped working there to be an actor, like that tool from Entourage?” “No, because you were so fucking slow!”

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Drunk History’s Derek Waters answers our 11 Questions (drunk) · The A.V. Club

1. What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

DW: Fuck. There’s so many. I guess the best story I have is working at Tower Video. Remember when video tapes existed? I worked at Tower Video when I first moved out to Los Angeles from Baltimore. It was cool, because growing up in the suburbs of Baltimore, I wasn’t really surrounded by independent movies and stuff like that, so I got to learn about lots of new movies. One day this guy came in asking for a movie that I’d never heard of, so I was excited to look it up. We didn’t have it, so I asked what actors were in it, and he named three or four actors, none of them I had ever heard of except for one, which was Sidney Poitier. So I was typing in Sidney Poitier’s name into the computer, but I kept spelling it wrong. So I was like, “How do you spell his last name?” and he spells it for me. Unfortunately we didn’t have the movie, and he said, “Thank you, young man,” and he left. And my boss came up to me and said, “Why the fuck did you just have Sidney Poitier spelling you his own name?” Maybe that’s not a worst job.

Probably the worst job was working as a busboy at a French restaurant. I don’t know how to speak French. I’d be bussing tables, pouring water for these kindly French women. They’d go, “Bonjour! Merci!” and I’d go, “Hey, how you doing? I’m from Baltimore.” I later found out when I ran into someone that worked there that they used to call me Turtle. I was like, “Because I stopped working there to be an actor, like that tool from Entourage?” “No, because you were so fucking slow!”

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People in Portland are leaving fancy pastries on people’s windshields as a prank, but what’s an even more crazy prank someone might pull in Portland? Hey you! Respond with your best prank idea and it might be on the show!

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People in Portland are leaving fancy pastries on people’s windshields as a prank, but what’s an even more crazy prank someone might pull in Portland? Hey you! Respond with your best prank idea and it might be on the show!

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That is a Season 3 wrap on #krollshow. Thx to the best crew in the Bizness.

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That is a Season 3 wrap on #krollshow. Thx to the best crew in the Bizness.

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Your Joke of the day from Paul F. Tompkins. Watch the full clip here. 

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Your Joke of the day from Paul F. Tompkins. Watch the full clip here

Wedding Crashers is starting right now! Watch it with us and tweet your favorite lines to @ComedyCentral with hashtag #WeddingCrashers.

Wedding Crashers is starting right now! Watch it with us and tweet your favorite lines to @ComedyCentral with hashtag #WeddingCrashers.

Click here to see if Nathan’s maid service idea worked.

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Your Joke of the Day from Kirk Fox. Watch the full clip here. 

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Your Joke of the Day from Kirk Fox. Watch the full clip here

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Use our soundtrack to create your own take on a Drunk History scene and you could be featured on-air during the Drunk History season finale. Find out more at cc.com/drunkfans.

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Look alive, New York! Comedy Central Corporate Retreat returns to UCBeast in one week.