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"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

Find out which of these #BadHogwartsClasses won the House Cup on tonight’s new @midnight.

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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Kumail Nanjiani is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Kumail Nanjiani is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here

Click the gif to watch Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe talk about playing Allen Ginsberg in his new film on last night’s Colbert Report.

Click the gif to watch Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe talk about playing Allen Ginsberg in his new film on last night’s Colbert Report.

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