jasontodd-needshelp asked you:
Hey, Nathan, did any of the businesses you “helped” show any gratitude?? Also, if you could install anyone to be next Pope, who would you go with (i think they may need help choosing one)?

I helped a taxi company that really liked my idea. Also a funeral home owner gives me a gift after I force her to give me one. That counts, right?

Anonymous asked you:
Did you really eat poo flavored yogurt? How come some people say poo and some people say poop?

I did try the poo yogurt. It did not taste good. 

I don’t know why some people say poo and others say poop. I’ve always said poo for poo and pee for pee. As opposed to poop and peep. 

Anonymous asked you:
Hey, what’s the deal with Canada anyway?

Come on, dude. 

Anonymous asked you:
Whats yr advice for an aspiring comedy reality TV star??

That’s a terrible aspiration. But if I had to give advice I’d say just walk around Los Angeles being really dumb and maybe someone will give you a show. 

schmelliott asked you:
You were on the “…Has A Van Show”? Please defy the odds and stay on for more than a season. I beliebe in you.

Thanks man, I’ll try my best. 

Anonymous asked you:
Which insult has come the closest to hurting your feelings?

There was one guy who called my twitter challenge pathetic. I forget the exact words he used… it didn’t hurt me but it seemed like that was in the right direction. But now so many people have tried something like that so I’m numb to it. 

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That’s it for this installment of Ask/Hurt a Professional Comedian. Many thanks to Nathan Fielder for participating and to all of you who sent in questions and insults.

If you want to keep trying to hurt Nathan’s feelings, head over to twitter and tweet your insults to @NathanFielder with the hashtag #HurtNathan. If you hurt his feelings for real, he’ll PayPal you $50!

Don’t forget, Nathan For You premieres Thursday at 10:30/9:30c after the series premiere of The Ben Show, but you can watch the full episode  online now!

My name is Nathan Fielder and I recently put out a challenge to the world: “If you can hurt my feelings over twitter, I’ll paypal you $50.” I thought it would be easy for people to get the money, but I’ve been proven wrong. It’s been over a week now and no one has been able to do it.

 Here are the rules if you want to give it a shot:

1. You can say whatever you want to hurt my feelings, but it has to be done over twitter. So if you don’t have twitter you can sign up here: twitter.com/signup

2. Your tweet must include my twitter handle (@nathanfielder) so it will show up for me. 

3. You must end your tweet with the hashtag #HurtNathan so I can differentiate “challenge tweets” from all the general insults I get. 

In terms of how I evaluate the tweets, when something gets through to me and actually hurts my feelings I’ll usually get a stab of adrenaline in my upper stomach/chest area. So I’m looking for that sensation. Obviously if your tweet makes me tear up or cry, all the better - you’ll definitely get the money. But I’m doubtful that will happen. 

And it’s as easy as that. If you do end up hurting my feelings I’ll contact you directly to get your email so I can send you the $50 via paypal. Pretty fun, huh? Good luck!