themeltdownwithjonahandkumail:

The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail is TONIGHT after @midnight! Watch sets by Todd Glass, John Hodgman, Jared Logan, and Weird Al, plus appearances by Tyler the Creator and Anders Holm!
Poster by davekloc

themeltdownwithjonahandkumail:

The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail is TONIGHT after @midnight! Watch sets by Todd Glass, John Hodgman, Jared Logan, and Weird Al, plus appearances by Tyler the Creator and Anders Holm!

Poster by davekloc

comedycentral:

Click here to watch some of the finest Daily Show contributions from resident expert and deranged millionaire John Hodgman.

Click here to watch some of the finest Daily Show contributions from resident expert and deranged millionaire John Hodgman.

hodgman:

I showed Jon Stewart my sports knowledge and my also my incredible calves last night. 
I MADE A PUN BECAUSE “CALVES” SOUNDS LIKE “CAVS” as in Cleveland Cavaliers, which is a sports team. 
THAT IS HOW MUCH I KNOW.
If you want to see me say the words “White Power” on television go HERE, unless they wisely edited that part out. It’s at the end. 
Please come see us at The Thrilling Adventure Hour in NYC tomorrow night: TICKETS. 
I will be giving away two tickets to the Thrilling Adventure Show this afternoon on my MAILING LIST as well. 
That is all for now. 

hodgman:

I showed Jon Stewart my sports knowledge and my also my incredible calves last night. 

I MADE A PUN BECAUSE “CALVES” SOUNDS LIKE “CAVS” as in Cleveland Cavaliers, which is a sports team. 

THAT IS HOW MUCH I KNOW.

If you want to see me say the words “White Power” on television go HERE, unless they wisely edited that part out. It’s at the end. 

Please come see us at The Thrilling Adventure Hour in NYC tomorrow night: TICKETS

I will be giving away two tickets to the Thrilling Adventure Show this afternoon on my MAILING LIST as well. 

That is all for now. 

hodgman:

As soon as I finish 9 more yacht rock songs, this will be my album cover. 

hodgman:

As soon as I finish 9 more yacht rock songs, this will be my album cover. 

Grace Helbig on @midnight: #HashtagWars - #SuckyActionMovies. (x)

New @midnight, tonight after Colbert!

Only John Hodgman could make this sound thoughtful and erudite.
Click the gif to watch last night’s @midnight.

Only John Hodgman could make this sound thoughtful and erudite.

Click the gif to watch last night’s @midnight.

atmidnightcc:

Hope you survived Pierre the Pelican’s the cleansing flame this weekend, because tonight @midnight is back with Kurt Braunohler, John Hodgman, and Grace Helbig! 

atmidnightcc:

Hope you survived Pierre the Pelican’s the cleansing flame this weekend, because tonight @midnight is back with Kurt Braunohler, John Hodgman, and Grace Helbig! 

hodgman:

The Mirman Hodgman Schaal Sandwich Tour is coming to various American cities and towns!
Next week, Eugene and Kristen and I will be performing all together for the first time in: GREATER PHILADELPHIA!
WASHINGTON, DC!
ROYAL OAK, MI!
MILWAUKEE!
CHICAGO!
and then, 
CLEVELAND!
Eugene and Kristen are my friends and heroes, and it took us a long time to figure out how we could bring our legendary chemistry to the American road. 
Tickets for each show is available by clicking each city. 
Please re-tumbl, -tweet, -facebook, and -linkedin your friends to let them know we are coming.
And please PLEASE let me know what sandwich I need to eat in each town. I shall be monitoring your notes and replies for suggestions. 
I thank you and
That is all. 
PLUS! CARICATURES COURTESY: The great ADAM “@apelad” KOFORD
UPDATE: Thank you so much for the sandwich recs below. I WILL TRY TO EAT THEM ALL. Keep them coming, please!

hodgman:

The Mirman Hodgman Schaal Sandwich Tour is coming to various American cities and towns!

Next week, Eugene and Kristen and I will be performing all together for the first time in: 

GREATER PHILADELPHIA!

WASHINGTON, DC!

ROYAL OAK, MI!

MILWAUKEE!

CHICAGO!

and then, 

CLEVELAND!

Eugene and Kristen are my friends and heroes, and it took us a long time to figure out how we could bring our legendary chemistry to the American road. 

Tickets for each show is available by clicking each city. 

Please re-tumbl, -tweet, -facebook, and -linkedin your friends to let them know we are coming.

And please PLEASE let me know what sandwich I need to eat in each town. I shall be monitoring your notes and replies for suggestions. 

I thank you and

That is all. 

PLUS! CARICATURES COURTESY: The great ADAM “@apelad” KOFORD

UPDATE: Thank you so much for the sandwich recs below. I WILL TRY TO EAT THEM ALL. Keep them coming, please!

hodgman:

I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT AL MADRIGAL’S SPECIAL IS TONIGHT AT 11PM Eastern.

You can read our conversation about it HERE

I have to say that touring with Al and Adam Lowitt this past fall was not merely a great opportunity to visit even more Courtyards By Marriotts, but also a true and happy education in the art of stand up. 

AL is a genius. Watch tonight, and then GO SEE HIM. 

Listen to what this deranged millionaire has to say!