hodgman:

As soon as I finish 9 more yacht rock songs, this will be my album cover. 

hodgman:

As soon as I finish 9 more yacht rock songs, this will be my album cover. 

Grace Helbig on @midnight: #HashtagWars - #SuckyActionMovies. (x)

New @midnight, tonight after Colbert!

Only John Hodgman could make this sound thoughtful and erudite.
Click the gif to watch last night’s @midnight.

Only John Hodgman could make this sound thoughtful and erudite.

Click the gif to watch last night’s @midnight.

atmidnightcc:

Hope you survived Pierre the Pelican’s the cleansing flame this weekend, because tonight @midnight is back with Kurt Braunohler, John Hodgman, and Grace Helbig! 

atmidnightcc:

Hope you survived Pierre the Pelican’s the cleansing flame this weekend, because tonight @midnight is back with Kurt Braunohler, John Hodgman, and Grace Helbig! 

hodgman:

The Mirman Hodgman Schaal Sandwich Tour is coming to various American cities and towns!
Next week, Eugene and Kristen and I will be performing all together for the first time in: GREATER PHILADELPHIA!
WASHINGTON, DC!
ROYAL OAK, MI!
MILWAUKEE!
CHICAGO!
and then, 
CLEVELAND!
Eugene and Kristen are my friends and heroes, and it took us a long time to figure out how we could bring our legendary chemistry to the American road. 
Tickets for each show is available by clicking each city. 
Please re-tumbl, -tweet, -facebook, and -linkedin your friends to let them know we are coming.
And please PLEASE let me know what sandwich I need to eat in each town. I shall be monitoring your notes and replies for suggestions. 
I thank you and
That is all. 
PLUS! CARICATURES COURTESY: The great ADAM “@apelad” KOFORD
UPDATE: Thank you so much for the sandwich recs below. I WILL TRY TO EAT THEM ALL. Keep them coming, please!

hodgman:

The Mirman Hodgman Schaal Sandwich Tour is coming to various American cities and towns!

Next week, Eugene and Kristen and I will be performing all together for the first time in: 

GREATER PHILADELPHIA!

WASHINGTON, DC!

ROYAL OAK, MI!

MILWAUKEE!

CHICAGO!

and then, 

CLEVELAND!

Eugene and Kristen are my friends and heroes, and it took us a long time to figure out how we could bring our legendary chemistry to the American road. 

Tickets for each show is available by clicking each city. 

Please re-tumbl, -tweet, -facebook, and -linkedin your friends to let them know we are coming.

And please PLEASE let me know what sandwich I need to eat in each town. I shall be monitoring your notes and replies for suggestions. 

I thank you and

That is all. 

PLUS! CARICATURES COURTESY: The great ADAM “@apelad” KOFORD

UPDATE: Thank you so much for the sandwich recs below. I WILL TRY TO EAT THEM ALL. Keep them coming, please!

hodgman:

I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT AL MADRIGAL’S SPECIAL IS TONIGHT AT 11PM Eastern.

You can read our conversation about it HERE

I have to say that touring with Al and Adam Lowitt this past fall was not merely a great opportunity to visit even more Courtyards By Marriotts, but also a true and happy education in the art of stand up. 

AL is a genius. Watch tonight, and then GO SEE HIM. 

Listen to what this deranged millionaire has to say!

thedailyshow:

“Greeb is good. Greeb is right. Greeb works.” - John Hodgman

Watch it.

thedailyshow:

“Greeb is good. Greeb is right. Greeb works.” - John Hodgman

Watch it.

areasofmyexpertise:

I want to punch people with a brick for a whole movie. 

Eugene Mirman’s WHOLE DVD is available HERE

And speaking of Eugene, I will be in EUGENE, OREGON and also PORTLAND (“EUGENELAND”), OREGON to speak to crowds and NOT PUNCH PEOPLE next weekend. 

DETAILS HERE: www.johnhodgman.com/tour. 

That is all. 

paulftompkins:

Dead Authors. #sfsketchfest (at The Eureka Theatre)

paulftompkins:

Dead Authors. #sfsketchfest (at The Eureka Theatre)

huffpostcomedy:

Look out for John Hodgman and Michael Che on our new web series launching next week. It’s hosted by Dave Hill and, yes, that is a ladies’ bathroom.