If Texas Governor Rick Perry thinks he can talk shit about New York and not hear from Lewis Black, he’s got another thing coming.
“I tell you what Microsoft, instead of reading my face, why don’t you just read my hand? No need to zoom in. I’m telling ya to f**k off!” - Lewis Black http://on.cc.com/11cdhr9
“Campaigns have finally arrived in the 21st century. They can produce bulls**t at the same rate as actual bulls.” - Lewis Black http://on.cc.com/RWmnWu
A big congratulations goes out to Lewis Black and Jim Gaffigan, whose respective Comedy Central Records albums In God We Rust and Mr. Universe have been nominated for the Grammy in the Best Comedy Album category.
Here’s hoping they devise some sort of plan involving nightlock berries that convinces the judges to let them both win!
Click the image to watch the great Lewis Black talk about smart phones and LSD in an exclusive, uncensored clip from the extended director’s cut of In God We Rust, out today on Blu-ray, DVD and CD (Sorry, VHS, laserdisc and victrola users!)
There’s a reason we have scientists. There’s a big reason that you don’t ignore what your scientists say: They’re the same guys who in the 15th century went to the king and said, “Don’t shit in the moat.” I mean come on! It’s one thing to think when you’re 19 and on drugs that scientists gather together on a daily basis and say, “Hey, how are we gonna freak ’em out today?” It’s another thing when you’re an adult, and you got a D in chemistry, you fucking moron.
You know how some cheeses get very sharp when they age? Well that’s Lewis Black. Never mellow. Read our whole interview with him here.