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Your Joke of the Day from Nick Vatterott. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Nick Vatterott. Watch the full clip here

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Nick Vatterott. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Nick Vatterott. Watch the full clip here

Got plans Monday? You do now!
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Got plans Monday? You do now!

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Heads up, New York! Comedy Central Corporate Retreat is back at UCBeast this Monday with one hell of a lineup, featuring Dan Soder, Broad City, Conner O’Malley, Joe Pera, Nick Vatterott and Dave Hill.
Click here for tickets and more info.

Heads up, New York! Comedy Central Corporate Retreat is back at UCBeast this Monday with one hell of a lineup, featuring Dan Soder, Broad City, Conner O’Malley, Joe Pera, Nick Vatterott and Dave Hill.

Click here for tickets and more info.

This Monday, Comedy Central Corporate Retreat returns to UCBeast for A Night of Too Many Stupid, featuring Zach Broussard, Jamie Lee and Nick Vatterott!
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This Monday, Comedy Central Corporate Retreat returns to UCBeast for A Night of Too Many Stupid, featuring Zach Broussard, Jamie Lee and Nick Vatterott!

Click the image for tickets and info.

I’ll drink to that.
Click here for more from Nick Vatterott.

I’ll drink to that.

Click here for more from Nick Vatterott.

Click the image to watch T.J. Miller come down with a case of spamnesia in a clip from last week’s Mash Up, then click here to watch Nick Vatterott in a preview of an all-new episode, airing tonight at 12:30am/11:30c.

Click the image to watch T.J. Miller come down with a case of spamnesia in a clip from last week’s Mash Up, then click here to watch Nick Vatterott in a preview of an all-new episode, airing tonight at 12:30am/11:30c.

Speaking from experience, this is exactly what it feels like accidentally taking home a girl who turns out to be a penguin.
Click the image to watch the Mash Up clip of Nick Vatterott’s joke which inspired this glorious image. An all-new episode premieres Tuesday at 12:30am/11:30c

Speaking from experience, this is exactly what it feels like accidentally taking home a girl who turns out to be a penguin.

Click the image to watch the Mash Up clip of Nick Vatterott’s joke which inspired this glorious image. An all-new episode premieres Tuesday at 12:30am/11:30c

Nick Vatterott discovering that drunk people look like when someone sucks at video games and they get their guy stuck in the corner is the best observation since someone noticed sliced bread was a great thing.

Nick Vatterott: The Half Hour premieres tonight at 11:30/10:30c!