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Miss us last night? The whole episode is online here. It’s the one that says Bad Mother F*cker on it.

New @midnight starts right after Colbert.

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Miss us last night? The whole episode is online here. It’s the one that says Bad Mother F*cker on it.

New @midnight starts right after Colbert.

A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Last night’s @midnight.

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I’m back on this next Wednesday, Jan 15th! Do not miss it.

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See which comedian is banished to the Phantom Zone on tonight’s @midnight!

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#butts got taken to a whole new level on last night’s Rapid Refresh.

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Check out our favorite #FatTVShows from last night’s Hashtag Wars.

One of these tweeters’ tweets will appear on actual television tonight! Make sure to watch @midnight to find out who, and play the new Hashtag War that debuts on the show.

Anonymous asked you:Nikki Glaser, who are your comedy idols?
Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, Julia Louis Dreyfus 
Anonymous asked you:Question for Nikki: What’s the weirdest place you ever did stand-up?
Two years into stand-up, I was booked to perform at a “Women in Cable” conference. I was so nervous that I got drunk on champagne and was “highly inappropriate for the event”. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki Glaser, which musician would you most like to see try stand-up?
Definitely none. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki Glaser: is there a bit that another comedian does that you wish was yours?
All the time. I envy the way Jim Gaffigan can dissect a subject so thoroughly until there are no more jokes on that subject left. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki, when and why did you decide to get into comedy?
My freshman year of college, people kept telling me I should be a comedian. I had never considered it before. So I started watching more of it. Then I discovered Sarah Silverman and Wendy Liebman, and I wanted IN. I did one show and called my dad right after and told him “I want to quit school and be a comedian.” I knew right away. Now I’m not so sure.
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Thanks so much to Nikki Glaser for participating today and to all of you who submitted questions!
Don’t forget to watch The Half Hour: Nikki Glaser, tonight at 12:30am/11:30c after The Half Hour: Dan Soder.

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki Glaser, who are your comedy idols?

Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, Julia Louis Dreyfus 

Anonymous asked you:
Question for Nikki: What’s the weirdest place you ever did stand-up?

Two years into stand-up, I was booked to perform at a “Women in Cable” conference. I was so nervous that I got drunk on champagne and was “highly inappropriate for the event”. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki Glaser, which musician would you most like to see try stand-up?

Definitely none. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki Glaser: is there a bit that another comedian does that you wish was yours?

All the time. I envy the way Jim Gaffigan can dissect a subject so thoroughly until there are no more jokes on that subject left. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki, when and why did you decide to get into comedy?

My freshman year of college, people kept telling me I should be a comedian. I had never considered it before. So I started watching more of it. Then I discovered Sarah Silverman and Wendy Liebman, and I wanted IN. I did one show and called my dad right after and told him “I want to quit school and be a comedian.” I knew right away. Now I’m not so sure.

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Thanks so much to Nikki Glaser for participating today and to all of you who submitted questions!

Don’t forget to watch The Half Hour: Nikki Glaser, tonight at 12:30am/11:30c after The Half Hour: Dan Soder.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Nikki Glaser
Anonymous asked you:Who is your dream guest to be on “Nikki & Sara Live”?
Personally, Dave Matthews. For the interest of the show? One Direction. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki, Do you think you could beat up another comedian? If so, who?
If by “beat up” you mean pull her hair and out-run, then yes, there is one I would like to take. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki Glaser: what’s your favorite subject to joke about?
Sex. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki, what’s your advice for comedians just starting out?
Do it any chance you get. Don’t make excuses. You should like it so much that this shouldn’t be too hard to do.
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Nikki Glaser is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch The Half Hour: Nikki Glaser tonight at 12:30am/11:30c.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Nikki Glaser

Anonymous asked you:
Who is your dream guest to be on “Nikki & Sara Live”?

Personally, Dave Matthews. For the interest of the show? One Direction. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki, Do you think you could beat up another comedian? If so, who?

If by “beat up” you mean pull her hair and out-run, then yes, there is one I would like to take. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki Glaser: what’s your favorite subject to joke about?

Sex. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki, what’s your advice for comedians just starting out?

Do it any chance you get. Don’t make excuses. You should like it so much that this shouldn’t be too hard to do.

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Nikki Glaser is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch The Half Hour: Nikki Glaser tonight at 12:30am/11:30c.

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser

A new season of The Half Hour kicks off this Friday night with Dan Soder at 12/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30/11:30c, but first they’re both going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Dan will be answering questions on Friday starting at 1pm EST / 10am PST, then Nikki will be answering questions at 4pm EST / 1pm PST.

You can start submitting questions now, but please be sure to specify whether they’re for Dan or Nikki.

Don’t forget to submit your quesions for Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser!

Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser

A new season of The Half Hour kicks off this Friday night with Dan Soder at 12/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30/11:30c, but first they’re both going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Dan will be answering questions on Friday starting at 1pm EST / 10am PST, then Nikki will be answering questions at 4pm EST / 1pm PST.

You can start submitting questions now, but please be sure to specify whether they’re for Dan or Nikki.