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Favorite Moments of #RoseanneRoast

Becky & DJ were there!

Carrie Fisher & her classy little e-ciggy.

Chris Colfer was in the audience!

Wayne Brady’s broken iPhone? Cheapskate.

NATASHA FUCKING LEGGERO WAS THERE??!! Why the fuck wasn’t she on stage?

ergascientia asked you:
Amy, I think you’re hilarious. What is your joke writing process like? Is it more James Joyce or Jane Austin?

My process is that I think of something funny and write it down then expand on it in front of an audience before it’s ready and waste their time until I figure the joke out and then it works and stop wasting their time. It’s more like Edgar Allan Poe, because I’m attracted to my cousin

overflown asked you:
This question is for Amy! What is the most memorable thing to have happened to you thus far in your career? (Also, not a question, but I LOVED your piece in Roseanne’s roast. Good work)

Thank you! Memorable…probably performing at a hunger strike in D.C. by accident. I didn’t realize what I was doing until it was too late. There is an awkward clip somewhere on youtube of it.

Anonymous asked you:
for amy, if you could roast anyone, who would it be ? p.s your pretty !

Thank you, I would like to roast AIDS

Anonymous asked you:
For Amy - what is the most disgusting thing you have ever heard/said?

I’m not sure but it was definitely said by Jim Norton

chrisislameandsois asked you:
Hola Amy, what were some of the jokes they didn’t want on the final cut of the roast?

“Jane Lynch is a recovering alcoholic. Which is the case for most women who look like Larry Bird”

-Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer is taking over our Ask box for a little while to answer your questions. Submit them here, then tune in to the premiere of Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff, Saturday at 11/10c.

In case you haven’t heard, it’s basically Jeff Ross Day around these parts. Fresh off another unforgettable Roast performance, his special Jeff Ross Roasts America drops on DVD today exclusively through Amazon and his brand-new series The Burn with Jeff Ross premieres tonight at 10:30/9:30c.

Last night, Jeff stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about the Roast of Roseanne and what we can expect from the new show. Click the image to watch.

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