In need of jelly?

Why not ZoidBey?

[via Reddit user theskabus]

Nick Kroll was on Conan last night to talk about Kroll Show and being at Sunday’s Super Bowl.

Click the image to watch, then tune in to an all-new Kroll Show tonight at 10:30/9:30c after Workaholics.

I spent all day expecting to see a gif like this, and it never happened. Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands.

wendyandaspen:

We were NOT surprised when the power went out at Mercedes Benz Superdome. The place feels like a Kia Superdome. #dump #eww #latergram

New Kroll Show, Wednesday after Workaholics.

New Burn, tomorrow at 10:30/9:30c.

If you somehow missed any of these ads, here they are:

Samsung (Rogen & Rudd)

Wonderful Pistachios (PSY)

Taco Bell (Old Folks)

Budweiser (Dude & Horse)

CK (That Guy’s Nips)

New Burn, tomorrow at 10:30/9:30c.

No need to watch the game. We’re spoiling the whole thing on twitter.

workaholics:

HEY THERE WORKAHOLICS FANS!  ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG GAME?  ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL-NOISES-IN-THE-BACKGROUND-OF-YOUR-POPCORN-IN-THE-MICROWAVE MAIN EVENT?!!?

ARE YOU READY FOR SUPER BLUNT SUNDAY!!?!!??!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

EXCLAMATION POINT QUESTION MARK EMMM F FURS?!??!

Then here’s your completely researched, fool proof, no stoner left unblazed IDIOT’S GUIDE!

(I hate myself)

1. Get yo blunts!  It’s that easy, right?
2. Double check that it’s actually Sunday.
3. Triple check.  C’mon.  You smoked a lot already today and who knows when you’ll wake up.
4. Wait for that football game your big brother’s all jazzed about to reach kick off (that’s when the game starts, and one team kicks the football to the other team… it’s after the National Anthem?).
5. SMOKE YO BLUNTS*!

*can blunts just be legal cigarettes?  If they can, that’s what we mean and are endorsing, for legal reasons.

Super Blunt Sunday: The Puppy Bowl’s for BITCHES!

(No really, that works)

Samsung really scored a comedy hattrick (sports reference!) with their Super Bowl ad featuring Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd and Bob Odenkirk. In the teaser, Paul and Seth discover the copyright limitations of referencing “the big game” and team names.

With that in mind, here are some totally copyright-free alternatives to “The Super Bowl” for all you aspiring Dan Drapers out there:

The Stupendous Pot

Kicksmas

The Post-Groundhog Day Football Funstravaganza

Upersay Owlbay

Thankskicking

The Bachelor Finale of Sports

The Larger-than-Average Serving Dish

Beyonce’s Opening Act

The Thing with the Guys at the Place

The Über Toilet

Yom Kicker