Anonymous asked you:
What’s your favorite breakfast food?
I love Eggs Benedict or a croissant breakfast sammy.
Anonymous asked you:
I’ve been doing comedy for 2 years and never got approached by an agent or a manager, but I’ve headlined a major club before. What the hell is wrong with me?
I have an agent that doesn’t get me gigs. What the hell is wrong with me?
Anonymous asked you:
For Ben Kronberg: Is everyone a little bit racist?
Everyone is a liar.
Anonymous asked you:
For Ben, if you weren’t doing stand-up what do you think you’d do?
Sitting down.
Anonymous asked you:
From your first open mic until now how long did it take you to get where you can fully support yourself without a day job?
8 years.
Anonymous asked you:
For Ben: where’s your favorite place to perform?
New York City.
Anonymous asked you:
how did you get started doing stand-up?
I started as a musician but wasn’t that good so I made my songs funny etc. etc.
ben do you ever tweet jokes that you do on stage or vice versa?
Yes. All the time. Why would I not?
hi ben, what would your last meal be?
Who is your favorite comedian right now?
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That’ll do it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. A sincere thanks to Ben Kronberg for taking questions and to all of you who sent them in.
The Half Hour: Ben Kronberg premieres tonight at 12:30a/11:30c, right after The Half Hour: Andy Haynes.









