You’re a towel!
In honor of 420, the Official Towelie Towel is on sale for just $24.20 through tomorrow!
As you know, today is 4/20, which commemorates the time St. Patrick chased all of the snakes out of Ireland, then said, “Bro, what if S-N-A-K-E spelled ‘dog?’ Think about it.”
Personally, I can think of no better way to celebrate this hallowed international holiday than by gathering your loved ones together and watching the South Park classics Towelie and A Million Little Fibers. Then again, I have no idea what’s going on.