Strike out on Valentine’s Day?
Then you know what you must do. Find a quiet place. Then find yourself, truly, for the first time.
Go Hands Free. It’s the most fun you can have trying to climax without touching yourself.
Johnny Ryan depicts a pretty solid how-to guide in this week’s Get Glue sticker.
Which is fitting for “Webcam Girl”, because if you go Hands Free correctly? You get glue.
Don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day? Spend it with Adam, Blake and Ders.
Click the gif to watch highlights from last night’s Workaholics, Webcam Girl, then watch these three love-centric full episodes:
Use these Workaholics Valentine’s Day cards for the loved ones in your life:
- The girls you’re trying to show your penis too.
- The guys you’re trying to climb like an apartment stairwell.
- Maybe your parents if there’s one that works without being too sexual?
See more Workaholics Valentine’s Day cards on the Workaholics Facebook Page.
Set the mood for your Valentine’s Day with the Workaholics when they meet a “Webcam Girl”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
The guys are determined to meet some women in time for Valentine’s Day on tonight’s all-new Workaholics.
Click the gif to watch a clip from Webcam Girl, then tune-in at 10/9c.
Uh-oh. The next all-new Workaholics, “Webcam Girl”, is rated TV-MA.
If this leaked script page is any indication, there’s going to be some heavy innuendos thrown around.
No doubt, the boys are hinting at a lot of sexual activity in there (Or maybe it just seems that way with all the black lines? Maybe they’re talking about cooking a nice pork loin together?), so much so that I’m not going to have a cigarette now, but when I see the whole scene unfold I may very well need one. So I might buy one. Do they sell solos?
You know what, nah. Cigarettes are bad news. And we only want to encourage positive behavior on this Tumblr.
See Adam, Blake, and Ders make a new friend through the internet, in “Webcam Girl”, Wednesday night at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
…is about love.
Love means never having to say you’re braj-y in Workaholics: ”Webcam Girl”.
Official Log Line: Alone on Valentine’s Day, the guys turn to a webcam girl for romance.
Unofficial Log Line: Watch a TV-MA rated episode of Workaholics, that’s sexy as fug and also disturbing on some levels. But isn’t that how most love stories break?
Fall in lust with an all-new Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
And speaking of webcams, the Workaholics guys are going to be on HuffPost Live right about now.