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Here’s another 2-page spread from the book:
My mother’s on prescription drugs
My sister’s on prescription drugs
My father’s not but I wish he was
It’s a Fucked Up Fuckin’ Xmas
Go to this!
Scroll down and and look to the right, you dolt!
Hit ‘Em With Your Best Shot!
Splooge Is Not Available In Stores… But This Fucking Book Its.
Christmas is coming.
F**k Nyquil. F**k Robitussin. Drink a six-pack of Colt 45D the next time you get a cold.