As for drugs, well… drugs are bad. You shouldn’t do drugs, mkay?
Stephen Colbert is very sorry for smoking crack.
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Last night’s Colbert Report is 99.1% pure.
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Ari experiences the opposite of this in his story on This Is Not Happening.
Can weed really make you thin? If it can make jam bands seem enjoyable, anything is possible.
Click here to watch Stephen discuss this scientific breakthrough in last night’s installment of Cheating Death.