A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Last night’s @midnight.
Go poke your mom and dad and tell them there’s a new @midnight on tonight.
Click the image to watch more stand-up from Pete Holmes.
Here are some more details on that study of Facebook “likes,” so you can find out which of your friends are smart and which are stupid without ever having to have an actual face-to-face conversation with them.
Sorry, Harley riders who love being Bret Michaels’s mom!
“The best predictors of high intelligence include ‘thunderstorms,’ ‘The Colbert Report,’ ‘science’ and ‘curly fries,’” the study said.
Click the gif to watch last night’s Daily Show, featuring job-stealing robots, Vine-porn and Jon Stewart’s extended and uncensored interview with New York City police commissioner Ray Kelly.