comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Jonah Ray. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Jonah Ray. Watch the full clip here

A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Last night’s @midnight.

Go poke your mom and dad and tell them there’s a new @midnight on tonight.

Go poke your mom and dad and tell them there’s a new @midnight on tonight.

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Jonah Ray. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Jonah Ray. Watch the full clip here

southparkdigital:

Watch it here: http://cart.mn/Youhave0friends
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Click the image to watch more stand-up from Pete Holmes.

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Click the image to watch more stand-up from Pete Holmes.

Here are some more details on that study of Facebook “likes,” so you can find out which of your friends are smart and which are stupid without ever having to have an actual face-to-face conversation with them.

Sorry, Harley riders who love being Bret Michaels’s mom!

[via NPR]

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Facebook says you’re smart if you like curly fries or Stephen Colbert | Toronto Star
“The best predictors of high intelligence include ‘thunderstorms,’ ‘The Colbert Report,’ ‘science’ and ‘curly fries,’” the study said.

Facebook says you’re smart if you like curly fries or Stephen Colbert | Toronto Star

“The best predictors of high intelligence include ‘thunderstorms,’ ‘The Colbert Report,’ ‘science’ and ‘curly fries,’” the study said.
Click the gif to watch last night’s Daily Show, featuring job-stealing robots, Vine-porn and Jon Stewart’s extended and uncensored interview with New York City police commissioner Ray Kelly.

Click the gif to watch last night’s Daily Show, featuring job-stealing robots, Vine-porn and Jon Stewart’s extended and uncensored interview with New York City police commissioner Ray Kelly.

Facebook introduces Giraffe Search.

Facebook introduces Giraffe Search.