ccindecision:

“Guys, seriously, stop hacking our networks.”

[silence]

“For real, you guys. Knock it off.”

[giggling] 

“Oh, you think you’re so smart? Do the words Microsoft and Apple mean nothing to you? Who do you think makes the very laptops you’re using for all this cyber-crime in the first- ohhh. Crap.”

[boisterous laughter]