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Celebrate the release of Dennis Leary’s new book Merry F**kin’ Christmas by entering to win a F***in’ ultimate prize bundle including Happy Hannakwannzamas T-Shirt, Color Changing Mug, Gingerbread Couple Christmas Ornament, and of course the book! Don’t be frightened, they’re gingerbread, not ginger people. To enter follow these three rules:
You have to be following this Tumblr -http://merryfuckingxmas.tumblr.com/
Tweet @ComedyCentral your funniest holiday story using the hashtag #MerryFuckingXmas.
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Celebrate the release of Dennis Leary’s new book Merry F**kin’ Christmas by entering to win a F***in’ ultimate prize bundle including Happy Hannakwannzamas T-Shirt, Color Changing Mug, Gingerbread Couple Christmas Ornament, and of course the book! Don’t be frightened, they’re gingerbread, not ginger people. To enter follow these three rules:

  1. You have to be following this Tumblr -http://merryfuckingxmas.tumblr.com/
  2. Tweet @ComedyCentral your funniest holiday story using the hashtag #MerryFuckingXmas.
  3. Make sure to follow @ComedyCentral so we can DM you if you are today’s winner.
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Here’s another 2-page spread from the book:



My mother’s on prescription drugs
My sister’s on prescription drugs
My father’s not but I wish he was
It’s a Fucked Up Fuckin’ Xmas



Make sure to pick up the book if you haven’t yet. The hardcover is available wherever books are sold. And it’s available for the Kindle plus Nook and iBook editions with enhanced features! 

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Here’s another 2-page spread from the book:

My mother’s on prescription drugs

My sister’s on prescription drugs

My father’s not but I wish he was

It’s a Fucked Up Fuckin’ Xmas

Make sure to pick up the book if you haven’t yet. The hardcover is available wherever books are sold. And it’s available for the Kindle plus Nook and iBook editions with enhanced features! 

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Happy F***in’ holidays, LA. Denis Leary will sign copies of “Merry F***in’ Christmas” at Barnes & Noble in The Grove, tonight starting at 7pm. Get Directions Here. 

Go to this!

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Happy F***in’ holidays, LA. Denis Leary will sign copies of “Merry F***in’ Christmas” at Barnes & Noble in The Grove, tonight starting at 7pm. Get Directions Here

Go to this!

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It’s almost the poorest time of the year! You can now download free MERRY F**KIN’ CHRISTMAS ringtones and text alerts for your mobile phone.

Scroll down and and look to the right, you dolt!

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On last night’s Daily Show, Denis Leary explains how his new book Merry F***in’ Christmas can destroy a child’s belief in Santa in under four minutes.

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It’s a Merry F***in’ Christmas miracle! Denis Leary is on The Daily Show tonight to promote his new book. But first, here’s the original Christmas classic.

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Hit ‘Em With Your Best Shot!

Splooge Is Not Available In Stores… But This Fucking Book Its. 

Available Whereever Books are Sold - Hardcover & iBooks

Christmas is coming.

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F**k Nyquil. F**k Robitussin. Drink a six-pack of Colt 45D the next time you get a cold.

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F**k Nyquil. F**k Robitussin. Drink a six-pack of Colt 45D the next time you get a cold.

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Happy F***in’ holidays, NYC. Denis Leary will sign copies of “Merry F***in’ Christmas” at the Union Sq Barnes & Noble, tonight starting at 7pm. Get Directions Here.

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Happy F***in’ holidays, NYC. Denis Leary will sign copies of “Merry F***in’ Christmas” at the Union Sq Barnes & Noble, tonight starting at 7pm. Get Directions Here.

It’s Black Friday! To celebrate the release of Denis Leary’s new book, Merry F***in’ Christmas and reward those who decided to stay away from the mayhem, we are giving away copies to our fans today! There are only three rules:
You have to be following this Tumblr - http://merryfuckingxmas.tumblr.com/
Tweet @ComedyCentral your funniest holiday story using the hashtag #MerryFuckingXmas.
Make sure to follow @ComedyCentral so we can DM you if you are today’s winner.

It’s Black Friday! To celebrate the release of Denis Leary’s new book, Merry F***in’ Christmas and reward those who decided to stay away from the mayhem, we are giving away copies to our fans today! There are only three rules:

  1. You have to be following this Tumblr - http://merryfuckingxmas.tumblr.com/
  2. Tweet @ComedyCentral your funniest holiday story using the hashtag #MerryFuckingXmas.
  3. Make sure to follow @ComedyCentral so we can DM you if you are today’s winner.