workaholics:

Listen to the man. He knows what he’s talking about. http://on.cc.com/1b1oak9

Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik Griffin
tehslaphappy asked you:hey Erik, can you teach me how to grow facial? I’ve been trying for a why and I have no luck.
Trust be happy with your baby face, this man hair is constant maintenace its not fun. 
Anonymous asked you:Teezy,If a girl and I get into a difficult situation involving handcuffs and buck naked nudity, Lets say I can’t find the key and need to be home by 11pm (Wife thinks I’m taking the sitter home) do I leave her and call the cops as a “concerned neighbor” or just get the Hell out.
You are a bastard first off! hahaha, I would not want to be in that situation! Since you are already lying to your wife, better keep that lie going and say the car won’t start or there was a thing that happen at the place with the stuff and get to a hardware store. 
Anonymous asked you:Do you smoketh the blunt?
I don’t not drink or smoke. never have.
Anonymous asked you:For Erik Griffin: Would you rather have to punch your face 10 times a day for the rest of your life or only be able to use the bathroom on weekdays? Explain.
Well that’s 5 days out of the week. I will fast on thursday, finish all the bathroom work on friday, hold it during the weekend and tear that toilet up on monday. I can’t be punching this pretty face.
Anonymous asked you:How many headboards have you broken through in your bedroom?
Mental headboards are the way to go.
Anonymous asked you:Eric, I can’t get hard for my ugly Jewish wife. What do I do? Please don’t say divorce her. Her parents are loaded.
Get in touch with other areas of your  sub-conscience to get turned on. Find some role play. You can’t be that shallow, you will never be able to fully enjoy the sexual experience of LOOKS are EVERYTHING. 
insert-naughty-thoughts-here asked you:erik griffin my man!! how hard is it to avoid from acting as Montez in real life around others??
Not hard at all, if you met me you would understand Montez is just a very very small part of my real personality. 
Anonymous asked you:For Erik: how many boogers will you be eating during your standup?
Its unfortunetly a booger free stand up set. 
burger—wolf asked you:Montez, how do you conquer that sting ray coochie?
Confidence and honesty. 
anamericanwerewolf asked you:Question for Erik (Monteezy) Griffin: Why do white people love smoovies so much? I just had one yesterday and it was delicious.
That is one of those secrets of the universe we may never know. But they definetly love those “SMOOVIES”
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Erik Griffin is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch his Half Hour special tonight at 12a/11c.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik Griffin

tehslaphappy asked you:
hey Erik, can you teach me how to grow facial? I’ve been trying for a why and I have no luck.

Trust be happy with your baby face, this man hair is constant maintenace its not fun. 

Anonymous asked you:
Teezy,If a girl and I get into a difficult situation involving handcuffs and buck naked nudity, Lets say I can’t find the key and need to be home by 11pm (Wife thinks I’m taking the sitter home) do I leave her and call the cops as a “concerned neighbor” or just get the Hell out.

You are a bastard first off! hahaha, I would not want to be in that situation! Since you are already lying to your wife, better keep that lie going and say the car won’t start or there was a thing that happen at the place with the stuff and get to a hardware store. 

Anonymous asked you:
Do you smoketh the blunt?

I don’t not drink or smoke. never have.

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik Griffin: Would you rather have to punch your face 10 times a day for the rest of your life or only be able to use the bathroom on weekdays? Explain.

Well that’s 5 days out of the week. I will fast on thursday, finish all the bathroom work on friday, hold it during the weekend and tear that toilet up on monday. I can’t be punching this pretty face.

Anonymous asked you:
How many headboards have you broken through in your bedroom?

Mental headboards are the way to go.

Anonymous asked you:
Eric, I can’t get hard for my ugly Jewish wife. What do I do? Please don’t say divorce her. Her parents are loaded.

Get in touch with other areas of your  sub-conscience to get turned on. Find some role play. You can’t be that shallow, you will never be able to fully enjoy the sexual experience of LOOKS are EVERYTHING. 

insert-naughty-thoughts-here asked you:
erik griffin my man!! how hard is it to avoid from acting as Montez in real life around others??

Not hard at all, if you met me you would understand Montez is just a very very small part of my real personality. 

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik: how many boogers will you be eating during your standup?

Its unfortunetly a booger free stand up set. 

burger—wolf asked you:
Montez, how do you conquer that sting ray coochie?

Confidence and honesty. 

anamericanwerewolf asked you:
Question for Erik (Monteezy) Griffin: Why do white people love smoovies so much? I just had one yesterday and it was delicious.

That is one of those secrets of the universe we may never know. But they definetly love those “SMOOVIES”

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Erik Griffin is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch his Half Hour special tonight at 12a/11c.

Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin’s Half Hour special premieres tomorrow night at midnight/11c, but first he’s going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!
Submit your questions here, but be sure to mention they’re for Erik. In the meantime, here's a clip from the special.

Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin’s Half Hour special premieres tomorrow night at midnight/11c, but first he’s going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Submit your questions here, but be sure to mention they’re for Erik. In the meantime, here's a clip from the special.

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Watch Erik Griffin on The Half Hour, this Friday at 12a/11c. 
It’s going to get weird. 

Very tight butthole.

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Watch Erik Griffin on The Half Hour, this Friday at 12a/11c.

It’s going to get weird. 

Very tight butthole.

Interview with Workaholics star Erik Griffin

laughspin:

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Here’s how Erik Griffin (Montez Walker) describes fans of Workaholics:

“Loyal and passionate. A little too passionate at times. If they see me on the street they go crazy. Even in New York, I was surprised. As soon as I left the hotel and went on the street I had to take five pictures. I don’t like to notice it. My friends who are with me notice it more than I do. When it’s over, I don’t want to miss it.”

Check out the full interview at Laughspin.com!

workaholics:

Montez “Sky” Walker. 
The Air Prophet.
Hear his testimony in the Workaholics: The Other Cubicle episode, “The Dunk”.

workaholics:

Montez “Sky” Walker.

The Air Prophet.

Hear his testimony in the Workaholics: The Other Cubicle episode, “The Dunk”.

workaholics:

In any other office, this might seem out of place…
What is the best way to get baby oil out of lithographs, BTW?  Asking for a friend.  A friend named Montez.

workaholics:

In any other office, this might seem out of place…

What is the best way to get baby oil out of lithographs, BTW?  Asking for a friend.  A friend named Montez.

New episodes of Workaholics will be back in 2013, but you can still get your TelAmeriCorp fix now with the latest installment of the web series The Other Cubicle.
Click the image to find out if Montez can still dunk.

New episodes of Workaholics will be back in 2013, but you can still get your TelAmeriCorp fix now with the latest installment of the web series The Other Cubicle.

Click the image to find out if Montez can still dunk.

workaholics:

It’s already basketball season at The Other Cubicle. Check out the brand new episode “The Dunk.”

New episodes of Workaholics are returning next year, but you can get your TelAmeriCorp fix right now with the latest installment of the web series The Other Cubicle.
Click the gif to watch Montez and Jet Set react to Bill invading their cube when Waymond goes on vacation.

New episodes of Workaholics are returning next year, but you can get your TelAmeriCorp fix right now with the latest installment of the web series The Other Cubicle.

Click the gif to watch Montez and Jet Set react to Bill invading their cube when Waymond goes on vacation.