Anonymous asked you:Nikki Glaser, who are your comedy idols?
Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, Julia Louis Dreyfus 
Anonymous asked you:Question for Nikki: What’s the weirdest place you ever did stand-up?
Two years into stand-up, I was booked to perform at a “Women in Cable” conference. I was so nervous that I got drunk on champagne and was “highly inappropriate for the event”. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki Glaser, which musician would you most like to see try stand-up?
Definitely none. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki Glaser: is there a bit that another comedian does that you wish was yours?
All the time. I envy the way Jim Gaffigan can dissect a subject so thoroughly until there are no more jokes on that subject left. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki, when and why did you decide to get into comedy?
My freshman year of college, people kept telling me I should be a comedian. I had never considered it before. So I started watching more of it. Then I discovered Sarah Silverman and Wendy Liebman, and I wanted IN. I did one show and called my dad right after and told him “I want to quit school and be a comedian.” I knew right away. Now I’m not so sure.
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Thanks so much to Nikki Glaser for participating today and to all of you who submitted questions!
Don’t forget to watch The Half Hour: Nikki Glaser, tonight at 12:30am/11:30c after The Half Hour: Dan Soder.

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki Glaser, who are your comedy idols?

Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, Julia Louis Dreyfus 

Anonymous asked you:
Question for Nikki: What’s the weirdest place you ever did stand-up?

Two years into stand-up, I was booked to perform at a “Women in Cable” conference. I was so nervous that I got drunk on champagne and was “highly inappropriate for the event”. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki Glaser, which musician would you most like to see try stand-up?

Definitely none. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki Glaser: is there a bit that another comedian does that you wish was yours?

All the time. I envy the way Jim Gaffigan can dissect a subject so thoroughly until there are no more jokes on that subject left. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki, when and why did you decide to get into comedy?

My freshman year of college, people kept telling me I should be a comedian. I had never considered it before. So I started watching more of it. Then I discovered Sarah Silverman and Wendy Liebman, and I wanted IN. I did one show and called my dad right after and told him “I want to quit school and be a comedian.” I knew right away. Now I’m not so sure.

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Thanks so much to Nikki Glaser for participating today and to all of you who submitted questions!

Don’t forget to watch The Half Hour: Nikki Glaser, tonight at 12:30am/11:30c after The Half Hour: Dan Soder.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Nikki Glaser
Anonymous asked you:Who is your dream guest to be on “Nikki & Sara Live”?
Personally, Dave Matthews. For the interest of the show? One Direction. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki, Do you think you could beat up another comedian? If so, who?
If by “beat up” you mean pull her hair and out-run, then yes, there is one I would like to take. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki Glaser: what’s your favorite subject to joke about?
Sex. 
Anonymous asked you:Nikki, what’s your advice for comedians just starting out?
Do it any chance you get. Don’t make excuses. You should like it so much that this shouldn’t be too hard to do.
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Nikki Glaser is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch The Half Hour: Nikki Glaser tonight at 12:30am/11:30c.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Nikki Glaser

Anonymous asked you:
Who is your dream guest to be on “Nikki & Sara Live”?

Personally, Dave Matthews. For the interest of the show? One Direction. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki, Do you think you could beat up another comedian? If so, who?

If by “beat up” you mean pull her hair and out-run, then yes, there is one I would like to take. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki Glaser: what’s your favorite subject to joke about?

Sex. 

Anonymous asked you:
Nikki, what’s your advice for comedians just starting out?

Do it any chance you get. Don’t make excuses. You should like it so much that this shouldn’t be too hard to do.

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Nikki Glaser is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch The Half Hour: Nikki Glaser tonight at 12:30am/11:30c.

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser

A new season of The Half Hour kicks off this Friday night with Dan Soder at 12/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30/11:30c, but first they’re both going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Dan will be answering questions on Friday starting at 1pm EST / 10am PST, then Nikki will be answering questions at 4pm EST / 1pm PST.

You can start submitting questions now, but please be sure to specify whether they’re for Dan or Nikki.

Don’t forget to submit your quesions for Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser!

Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser

A new season of The Half Hour kicks off this Friday night with Dan Soder at 12/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30/11:30c, but first they’re both going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Dan will be answering questions on Friday starting at 1pm EST / 10am PST, then Nikki will be answering questions at 4pm EST / 1pm PST.

You can start submitting questions now, but please be sure to specify whether they’re for Dan or Nikki.

This Friday night, The Half Hour returns for a brand new season with Dan Soder at 12am/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30am/11:30c.
Click the image to watch a clip from Dan’s special, and click here to watch a clip from Nikki’s.

This Friday night, The Half Hour returns for a brand new season with Dan Soder at 12am/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30am/11:30c.

Click the image to watch a clip from Dan’s special, and click here to watch a clip from Nikki’s.

In case you missed it, you can watch Al Madrigal and Nikki Glaser’s complete Google+ Hangout on Youtube. In it, Al gives advice for getting started in comedy and discusses the differences between writing stand-up and writing for The Daily Show.

Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying? premieres Friday at 11/10c.

Al Madrigal and Nikki Glaser are doing a Google+ Hangout right now! Click the image to hang out with them.
Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying? premieres Friday at 11/10c.

Al Madrigal and Nikki Glaser are doing a Google+ Hangout right now! Click the image to hang out with them.

Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying? premieres Friday at 11/10c.

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Smooth operator Brody thanks guest Nikki Glaser for having dinner with him on Push & Believe.Get fresh new Push & Believe every Monday & Wednesday on CC: Studios, and watch Nikki Glaser’s episode of The Half Hour airing Friday May 3 at 12:30a/11:30c  on Comedy Central.

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Smooth operator Brody thanks guest Nikki Glaser for having dinner with him on Push & Believe.

Get fresh new Push & Believe every Monday & Wednesday on CC: Studios, and watch Nikki Glaser’s episode of The Half Hour airing Friday May 3 at 12:30a/11:30c  on Comedy Central.

Would you like to hang out with The Daily Show’s Al Madrigal? You can! This Monday at 1:30pm EST / 10:30am PST, Al will be doing a Google Hangout from The Daily Show’s Google+ account moderated by Nikki Glaser from MTV’s Nikki & Sarah LIVE.
Three very lucky fans will get to participate, so if you want to get in on this, click here and fill out the form.

Would you like to hang out with The Daily Show’s Al Madrigal? You can! This Monday at 1:30pm EST / 10:30am PST, Al will be doing a Google Hangout from The Daily Show’s Google+ account moderated by Nikki Glaser from MTV’s Nikki & Sarah LIVE.

Three very lucky fans will get to participate, so if you want to get in on this, click here and fill out the form.

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On an all-new Push & Believe, Brody treats guest Nikki Glaser to one of the finer things in life: prune juice. 
Get fresh new Push & Believe every Monday & Wednesday on CC: Studios, and watch Nikki Glaser’s episode of The Half Hour airing Friday May 3 at 12:30a/11:30c  on Comedy Central.

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On an all-new Push & Believe, Brody treats guest Nikki Glaser to one of the finer things in life: prune juice. 

Get fresh new Push & Believe every Monday & Wednesday on CC: Studios, and watch Nikki Glaser’s episode of The Half Hour airing Friday May 3 at 12:30a/11:30c  on Comedy Central.