The Colbert Report is all-new tonight! Or for all you sexy robots out there, 01001110 01100101 01110111 00100000 01000011 01101111 01101100 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110100
Apparently robot-prostitutes are using Tinder to scam men into signing up for shady dating sites. Respond to this with your own Tinder pick-up line as a sexy robot, and your answer might appear on tomorrow’s show!
Take a break from fantasizing about robo-sex, and click here to watch last night’s episode of The Report.
Click the gif to watch Bender reunited with his beloved shiny ass in highlights from last night’s Futurama.
Countdown to Futurama: Vaxatron
Meet Vaxatron. Fans of the hit 31st-century soap opera “All My Circuits” will recognize him as the actor who replaced Calculon. Residents on this millennium can see him make his Futurama debut in the upcoming episode, “Calculon 2.0.”
Futurama returns June 19 at 10/9c.
Photos from MegaCon, Day Three
I started this post yesterday, and couldn’t finish it until today.
I woke up this morning because…
This gives me a great idea for an Adam Sandler movie.
Click the gif to watch last night’s Daily Show, featuring job-stealing robots, Vine-porn and Jon Stewart’s extended and uncensored interview with New York City police commissioner Ray Kelly.
"Death to all humans! Except Han Solo; he’s no good to me dead."
This nerdtastic Bender Fett tattoo belongs to Check Out My Ink member dinoeightfive, who I can only hope is seriously considering complimenting it with a Droidberg tat.