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"They were singing ‘America the Beautiful’ in foreign talk! Only English can give that song its certain je na sais quoi. Last thing I wanna be is a prima donna here, but I am full of schadenfreude over this." -Stephen Colbert

The Super Bowl isn’t just about football. It’s also about eating more food than humans should ever eat in one sitting.

The Super Bowl isn’t just about football. It’s also about eating more food than humans should ever eat in one sitting.

Are we allowed to vote for Stephen as Most Valuable Puppy? Click here to watch Colbert take on some puppies.

comedycentral:

Do yourself a favor. Drop what you’re doing, click here and watch Stephen Colbert training to become a star quarterback.

Can’t think of a better way to kick off Super Bowl Sunday than with some East/West Bowl gifs.

Do yourself a favor. Drop what you’re doing, click here and watch Stephen Colbert training to become a star quarterback.

comedycentral:

"New England just could not respond to Denver’s bold strategy of scoring more points." -Stephen Colbert

"New England just could not respond to Denver’s bold strategy of scoring more points." -Stephen Colbert

In need of jelly?
Why not ZoidBey?
[via Reddit user theskabus]

In need of jelly?

Why not ZoidBey?

[via Reddit user theskabus]