Thanks for playing Ke$ha or Rest Stop Bathroom last night! And kudos to the followers with the funniest answers who got POINTS!:
Your Yelp reviews for the Secret Stairway Crawlspace are in, and they’re surprisingly positive! Looks like everyone loves a sheetrock pillow and pilfered candy. Thanks to chakapanchakapan, pushyourglassesup, and dillonopolous for submitting our three favorites!
We’re going to keep playing games, so keep an eye here and on our Twitter.
An Imgur user says he was caught up in a healthy bit of horseplay with his brother in their new house, when they bumped into a bookcase and revealed a secret staircase. There, halfway down the stairs, they found a crawlspace where a squatter had apparently been sleeping. The squatter was gone, but had left behind such weirdness as the wrappers of Halloween candy he’d stolen from the kids who lived there, a weird elephant thing, and the token creepy dolls whose eyes drill holes through your soul.
@midnight would like you, yes YOU, to write a Yelp review for this creepy-ass hotel in the wall. To submit your review, use the “click here to play a game” button right over there =>. Remember to click that you accept our terms and conditions and jazz. We will post our favorite reviews to our Tumblr page tomorrow!
Seems like there should be way more orgy reviews on Yelp.
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