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Anonymous asked you:
Dan, when is your birthday?

Why you trying to steal my identity? It’s June 24th 1983

Anonymous asked you:
Dan, what type of girl are you going to marry

Hopefully a girl with a great sense of humor, who is a good person, and also isn’t bad to look at. I’m a big fan of brunettes. But honestly, I have no idea who I’ll end up with.

Anonymous asked you:
For Dan Soder: is there any bit that you didn’t get to do for your special?

There was one bit about children being born now that I didn’t get to do. So now I’ll just try to make it better and get it on something else.

Anonymous asked you:
Dan, Which comedian would you call to bail you out of jail?

If I were in jail I would call, in order, Nate Bargatze, Joe List, then Bobby Kelly. I would just be afraid Bobby would scold me for whatever dumb thing I did to land in jail.

Anonymous asked you:
question for Dan Soder: If you weren’t doing stand-up, what would you be doing?

If I weren’t doing stand up I would probably be living in Denver doing something, what that is I have no idea. More then likely I’d be working in radio, I did it before stand up and it was a lot of fun.

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Dan Soder’s Half Hour special airs tonight at midnight/11c, but right now he’s answering your questions. Submit them here.

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser
A new season of The Half Hour kicks off this Friday night with Dan Soder at 12/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30/11:30c, but first they’re both going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!
Dan will be answering questions on Friday starting at 1pm EST / 10am PST, then Nikki will be answering questions at 4pm EST / 1pm PST.
You can start submitting questions now, but please be sure to specify whether they’re for Dan or Nikki.

Don’t forget to submit your quesions for Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser!

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Dan Soder gave us a ring and told us about his epic afternoon of sandwich eating and nap taking.
Watch Dan Soder’s episode of The Half Hou r, this Friday at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.

Ask a Professional Comedian: Dan Soder and Nikki Glaser

A new season of The Half Hour kicks off this Friday night with Dan Soder at 12/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30/11:30c, but first they’re both going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Dan will be answering questions on Friday starting at 1pm EST / 10am PST, then Nikki will be answering questions at 4pm EST / 1pm PST.

You can start submitting questions now, but please be sure to specify whether they’re for Dan or Nikki.

This Friday night, The Half Hour returns for a brand new season with Dan Soder at 12am/11c and Nikki Glaser at 12:30am/11:30c.

Click the image to watch a clip from Dan’s special, and click here to watch a clip from Nikki’s.

Hey, New York! Don’t miss Comedy Central Live featuring Chris Distefano, Dan Soder, Iliza Shlesinger, Lil Rel Howery and special guest John Oliver, Tuesday at Carolines on Broadway.

Click the image for tickets and more info.

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Not surprisingly, things took a turn for the intense during Brody and Dan’s little chat.
Come back tomorrow for an all-new Push & Believe, and watch Dan Soder’s episode of The Half Hou r, airing Friday May 3 at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.

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Throw on a robe, grab a donut hole, and get read to Push & Believe with Brody Stevens as he interviews comic Dan Soder.
Get fresh new Push & Believe every Monday & Wednesday on CC: Studios, and watch Dan Soder’s episode of The Half Hou r, airing Friday May 3 at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.