You Could Win Two Tickets to Attend a Live Taping of John Oliver on Letterman on Tuesday Night.

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Guess the single funniest line in this John Oliver report from 2006.
 
Contest Rules to win:
  • Submit what you think is the funniest line by replying @TheDailyShow on Twitter for your chance to enter a random drawing.
  • You must be available to attend the “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, June 4.
  • You will be required to arrive at the “Late Show with David Letterman” studio (219 W. 53rd Street between Broadway and 8th Ave) no later than 3:30 p.m. You must at least 18-years old. You must bring a valid form of identification. No exceptions.
  • Two winners will be announced Monday evening. Each winner will be allowed to bring one guest.
  • Being “first” means nothing. One quote submission earns you one entry into the random drawing. You can only submit once.
 Read the official rules here - http://www.thedailyshow.com/legal/ticket-giveaway