No, YOU’RE a towel! Get ready for the “Towelie” Live Tweet Event…coming NEXT WEDNESDAY!!
Make it the best Cyber Monday yet by picking up the year’s hottest gaming system: Okama Gamesphere. But don’t forget to bring a towel.
As you know, today is 4/20, which commemorates the time St. Patrick chased all of the snakes out of Ireland, then said, “Bro, what if S-N-A-K-E spelled ‘dog?’ Think about it.”
Personally, I can think of no better way to celebrate this hallowed international holiday than by gathering your loved ones together and watching the South Park classics Towelie and A Million Little Fibers. Then again, I have no idea what’s going on.
