If you see a guy in a ski mask using a laptop, call the cops.
“Guys, seriously, stop hacking our networks.”
[silence]
“For real, you guys. Knock it off.”
[giggling]
“Oh, you think you’re so smart? Do the words Microsoft and Apple mean nothing to you? Who do you think makes the very laptops you’re using for all this cyber-crime in the first- ohhh. Crap.”
[boisterous laughter]
