comedycentral:

“I wanna salute whoever came up with the term ‘Polar Vortex.’ A lesser meteorologist could have overreached with ‘Arctic Coldnado’ or ‘Alaskan Dick-Punch.’” -Stephen Colbert

atmidnightcc:

Don’t pull an Ian Ziering and try to be a hero. Stay inside tonight and watch the new @midnight! Tonight we have gracehelbig, Moshe Kasher, and Doug Benson!

comedycentral:

“I wanna salute whoever came up with the term ‘Polar Vortex.’ A lesser meteorologist could have overreached with ‘Arctic Coldnado’ or ‘Alaskan Dick-Punch.’” -Stephen Colbert

Click here to watch last night’s full-episode of @midnight before the Polar Vortex eats you alive.

“I wanna salute whoever came up with the term ‘Polar Vortex.’ A lesser meteorologist could have overreached with 'Arctic Coldnado’ or 'Alaskan Dick-Punch.’” -Stephen Colbert

Polar Vortex just sounds like a sequel to Sharknado.